it's hammer time...can't touch this.

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 22:27:11 GMT

today was pretty sweet. i went to the dog park with gus, it was pretty hott.

lj is my life.

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 17:37:43 GMT

can we please talk about how unneccessary this ridiculous amount of rain has been?! it's been freakin monsooning for the past week. ew. how gay. the one clutch of something to do was going to the beach in the summer, and now that that is taken away i have become severely bored, tired, and depressed. cheer me up by buying me things. :)

daniela called me from spain yesterday and today..i didn't answer the first time because i was in lords of dogtown...weird movie, i didn't understand what point was supposed to be conveyed...selling out is okay? whatever...lisette imed me from spain too...weird! they both say hi and they love everyone and miss them blah blah blah, but i was the only one cool enough for them to call so they can't love you that much. :) just kidding...kind of...

so i'm addicted to facebook...i don't really get the point of it...yet somehow i've spent the last hour and a half trying to figure it out and adding friends. confirm me so i don't look like a loser. and everyone in our group has to join so we can make a group. :)

realization that upsets me: by the time i get home from italy ryan athlyn waller will already be in college. road trip anyone?! woo! seriously though. :)

i think we should ompile a list of super fun things to do and do them one by one. because literally, there's nothing to do and that upsets me. okay, i'm out.

this have become very clear

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 21:29:37 GMT

the things that have become clear are as follows:

1. club a ja (asia) is in reality club "the entire population of mexico". NOT asia. weird!
2. it will never stop raining
3. my standards are far too high
4. i will die alone because of these standards
5. someone stole alcohol from my house...guesses on who it was? (thanks by the way whoever the asshole was that did it, that's the only reason i got caught. fuck you i hope you die. and i'm being completely serious)
6. italy is so freaking soon that i'm going to urinate out of sheer excitement
7. college is super soon and i'm not ready to say goodbye to the people going to summer session and people not going to uf...i.e andrew karly stephanie daniela rachel and possibly nicole. wow. now that that's written down i am very unhappy.

btw, pilates and yoga raped my core. seriously.

Sun, 29 May 2005 17:33:45 GMT

is it me or was that party a flashback to sophomore year when none of us knew what a limit was? yes...yes it was!

throughout the night some good ideas and some bad ideas were made...let's review!

GOOD
1. andrew stepping in dog shit
2. me wearing a big straw hat
3. playing king's cup and making 10's a rule card instead of stupid categories
4. being alive

BAD
1. not getting money before we partied...which by the way you all owe me money because although i love you, i don't love you enough to supply the place, the alcohol, pay for it, and clean up after you all!
2. using white display towels to clean up puke
3. puking
4. making phone calls

look, the good balances out the bad...oh my life in sheer equilibrium.

Thu, 26 May 2005 04:51:06 GMT

team america was SUCH a disappointment! to put it in analogy form...team america did to comedic cartoons what bob saggat did to the human race...embarrassed them by just existing. bob saggat is such a tool. i think the only funny part was the songs....AIDS AIDS AIDS...america...fuck yea! here to save the mother fuckin day yea! oh boy.

isn't it strange how we all burn under the same sun?

Wed, 25 May 2005 04:24:03 GMT

crash is the weirdest freakin movie ever. i thought it was going to end like eight times...and in parts of it I was embarrassed for the actors so much so that i had to look away from the screen and block out the words. for instance. cue scene ::nice office, meeting room probably...one influencial white male, let's call him number one and one influenfical african american man, we'll call him number two:: number one, turns slightly left to look away from number two's face and says loudly enough for all to hear "stupid black people." number one obviously doesn't see how inappropriate that comment was, but when confronted with an "excuse me" by number two, proceeds to slooge out statistics about black people and how horrible they are and how they are worse than white people. i almost had to leave it was so awkward...haha. rob "good thing we didn't see a pick me up movie like kicking and screaming huh guys..."

well summer's been pretty good, it's super weird because it still doesn't feel like summer and i feel like every night is sunday and i have to go to school the next morning...but i don't. and i still feel a subconcious obligation to do something every night because it feels like the weekend and taking those for granted is not acceptable.

italy is so soon. traci coates, put your shopping shoes on. or buy new ones...which is what i plan on doing. woohoo!

as much as i bitch about working i'm really gonna miss all of the kids i work with. i've known most of them for two years now, and it's gonna be really sad tomorrow because it's my last day. i told them i'd visit, i hope i don't forget because that's something i would do, but i don't want to forget. well we'll see soon enough.

Mon, 23 May 2005 14:29:13 GMT

i updated my photo page again!!! i know i know, i bet you couldn't wait! there are two albums....one is not locked and that one is called senior pictures, picnic, grada;fljw;ealkifto;asjkdfj, and the other locked one is called karly's hizzouse! that one only has eleven pictures because i had an...early night? haha. enjoy, there are some good captions, so pay attention! woo! :)

does anyone know how long the albums stay on clubphoto before it gets deleted? and can i save all the pictures from the album to CD's so i always have them? help me!

Sat, 21 May 2005 08:56:01 GMT

things i learned at project graduation:

1. one thousand dollars isn't worth 6 hours of sheer boredom
2. a mechanical bull, jousting, and "fair games" can't keep my attention for more than twenty minutes...let alone six hours
3. when i die, if i go to hell, i will go to the eternal project graduation
4. getting trashed on graduation night is better than project graduation
5. the etc. part of cooler and etc. didn't consist of diet coke with lime...those were kyle leith's?
6. seriously, wtf was that. that sucked so bad and i wanted to die. kk, i'm done venting. that sucked. so bad.

anyway. i graduated today. i haven't come to terms with that yet and to be frank, i don't think it will for a while. until i realize that i have to pack my room up and say goodbye to all my friends.

i feel like emma fucking bovary. nothing excites me anymore. the only difference is that she got a lot of ass and i don't get any. and the getting of the ass is the only good part about being emma bovary, so it looks like i got screwed out of that.

i graduated today. i am so tired. i graduated today. i have a diploma. i am alumni. i'm no longer a collier cougar and VICTORY is no longer my battle cry. i will not enjoy warm otis spunkenspankypants cookies at 8:46 in the morning anymore and mr. d won't tell me i'm extremely tardy. i can't complain about nhs anymore...because it's over. i can't walk the long way to my locker anymore. i can't have anymore school mac and cheese, mashed potatoes or spaghetti, served in that order on tuesdays, wednesdays, and fridays. pep rallies are no longer mine to be at. highschool drama is over, only to be replaced with college drama. shit. oh well. i'm out. goodnight. everyone sign my yearbook. yay.

bubble pop electric you've gotta get it

Wed, 18 May 2005 14:50:53 GMT

wow. i don't even know what to say. this is pretty much going to be the cliche "holy shit what do i do now" post. so get ready. holy shit what am do i do now? just kidding. kind of. i still can't believe it's over. over. done with. as much as i hated school i'm going to miss it so much. i want to go back. i want delicious cookies at cookie break. i want to go on my usual routine through the usual hallways. i want to look for people i want to see. i want all of you to be here forever. i want to be 18 forever. and i can't be, which suck pretty bad. what am i going to do without all of you? now i have to do real things that matter in my life. like college. and job. and whoa. i'm not ready.

i'm not ready for this.
not ready for this i'm.
ready for this i'm not.
for this i'm not ready.
this i'm not ready for.
i'm not ready for this.
for ready not i'm this.

love you guys, let's make the best of the summer?

Mon, 09 May 2005 22:35:44 GMT

I GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BY I, I MEAN MY SISTER! BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!! IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!!!! guess what!? you can see it because i UPDATED MY PHOTO PAGE!!!! it's of oc night and whit's house too, so it's a private album!!!!! ole!!!! i'm so excited! i'm not however excited about writing a god damn paper for ms. predmore who was crazy today and wouldn't let us finish shark tales. ew. what a skank. skankety skank skankkkk. I GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!

HERE'S A LINK TO MY PICTURES TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOUR LAZY ASSES

yayyyy!!!!!!!!

p.s. my birthday is THIS FRIDAY. that's right...friday the thirteenth. i'd like to send a shout out to my sister and whitney's dad, who's birthdays are also on this day! holllaaaa!!! we're goin to a strip joint bitchesssssssssssssssssss.....!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yea. and i want presents. good ones. especially from you andrew freeman.

must i always be waiting waiting on you

Sun, 08 May 2005 15:03:41 GMT

so really, the past few weekends have been pure genius. gradbash, prom, parties, beach, everything! that's what i'm going to miss the most about highschool. when we are all together. i love that. anyway, whitney's house was a-mazing. then the beach yesterday was also spectacular. I AM THE BECKONER OF ALL THAT IS DOLPHINS. that's right. i have the uncanny ability to lure dolphins. me "i want to see dolphins today" five seconds later BAM two dolphins jumping around. i'm like the freaking whale rider. minus whales and riding, and a little more dolphin beckoning. whatever.

traci coates inebriated is the FUNNIEST thing in the whole world. "susie (20 second pause) i love you." thanks traci!

where is nicole kurtzeborn? honestly?

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO THE PINATA?!?!

"there's gotta be something more,
gotta be more than this,
i need a little less hard times,
i need a little more bliss,
i'm gonna take my chances,
taking a chance i might,
find what i'm looking for,
there's gotta be something more."

Mon, 02 May 2005 22:41:33 GMT

prom was everything i anticpated and more. i won't talk anymore about it because everyone who is reading this was most likely there. but i WILL refresh you memory about all the crazy fun we had because I UPDATED MY PHOTO ALBUM!!!!!!!!

picturessssssssss

there are three new albums...well really two, but one had to be broken into to because it was too big...like a lot of things i've come in contact with...haha...just kidding! anyway! one album is called PROM BITCHESSS and the other ones are both called new pictures...which is ironic because they aren't new at all..they are all really old, but i never got a chance to put them up. neither are under the secret album...so enjoy!!!!!!!

your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of....turnips

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 10:59:48 GMT

impromtu barbeque in the middle of the week anyone? oh yea...that would be 25 of us. damn the oc being cancelled because of george w. bush...that's gay. SUPER gay. gay to the 9th power. or even more. whatever, it was still fun. yay! my room is DONE! complete with a futon and my "-ish clock" hahaha. prom is so soon. i'm not ready. it's 6:50, i should be leaving for school. no thanks. i don't want to go to demeyer.i want to quit my job. it's so dumb and they don't like me anyway! haha. oops! well well, aps are soon and i think clay biela may have saved my sta(s)tistics grade with his ridiculous calculating abilities. go you clay.i love barbeque. i love old school mario and duck hunt. i love all my friends in which i am going to miss immensely when i leave for college. especially andrew because he's going so far away. and nicole and rachel if they go far away. i'll cry. i don't want highschool to be over. i want this year to be over...but i'm going to miss getting ready for school and seeing everyone in the halls and meeting by my locker everyday and having everyone i want right there with me all the time. i want to do something really neat for everyone. yay! well i'm off to school. holla atcha boi.

we are the musicmakers and we are the dreamers of the dreams ~willy wonka

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 23:17:08 GMT

sorry for offending everyone about not liking to ride the rides and not being there. despite the drama...gradbash was super fun. btw...dudley doo right does NOT in fact just "get like six drops of water on you" it DRENCHES YOU. and because of that i was damp the rest of the night. hahaha. whatever!

right now i'm prancing around in my prom dress and my new prom shoes because i am a fairy princess. prom will probably be amazing and it's going to make me sad because i'm going to miss high school and everyone here.

TOP THREE THINGS I WILL MISS MOST ABOUT NAPLES (in no particular order)

1. the beach
2. my friends
3. our perfectly manicured medians
oh yea...and my mom too...i'm going to miss her a lot.

i'm tired of not having a boy...i'm totally hitting up mr. edwards. i don't care that he's twice my age :D

dinner time

but that's just a euphamism

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 23:32:21 GMT

i have nothing to say to you.

i think washing your hands is stupid. just kidding i love to wash my hands. it just said that on a commercial.

everyone was out of town this weekend. but we still had fun. :D yayy!

this is getting ridiculous. grad bash on saturday. prom next saturday. may 13th is a. the last day of senior classes. b. my 18th birthday. i think it calls for a visit to a club...a strip club? yayyyyyyyyy. who's up for it?! hahahahahhaa.

i sing in my car a lot. people see me, but i don't care. :D yayyy!

"home alone is a movie not an alibi" ~jerry orbach. oh dear how i love my old jerry. :D beep boop.

dinners ready!

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 19:14:44 GMT

nicole is in 44.74% of her pictures.
way to go nicole, i like that you support the cause.

there is such an intense pain eminating from the shins at this moment. podiatrist tommorrow. oy.

this week has gone by quickly.

i locked my keys in my car...again. right on the seat. so close, yet so so far away. blah. oh well. o

oc tonight is going to be sooooooooo good. people like die and shit. not that i find that good? weird.

kk i'm gout. just kidding..i'm out.

prepositional phrases and the enigma that is "carter"

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 23:28:37 GMT

last night was really fun.

"kenny minke....you're at my house?" ~andrew hahahhahahahhaa

slept until 3 today..oops?

false hopes anyone? oh...that's just me...okay. ew. i'm getting bored.

update of picture page pending..i'm debating whether or not to do it because i'm in a few pictures and i don't know if you all can handle that..

i wish highschool were over...just kidding, i want it to last forever.

some people need to understand when things are done

p.s. bill cosby represents the most ingenius creation ever and it needs to be included in every party for the rest of my life. the end.

p.p.s i love whitney being 25 and having the chest of a "25 year old pregnant woman"!

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 00:57:57 GMT

the shit has hit the fan

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE MUSIC

my my how sweet is the taste of revenge.

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 01:11:35 GMT

against all odds today was a good day, but it seems i'm having an allergic reaction to the universe, so is my eye: my eye itches, sorry, off topic, back on topic, the topic that doesn't exist in fact, but i'll make one up right now, how about ice cream toppings, some ice cream toppings include: caramel, sprinkles, hot fudge, ants, just kidding about the ants, i mean i guess you could put ants on your ice cream if you wanted to, but i don't recommend it because i imagine they'd bite your asophogus which wouldn't be very comfortable for you. all of that was to prove a point. literally, a point, further, a period. what william faulker doesn't believe in. fucker.

blahhhhhh. i have given up on school/cleanliness. oh well!

things i want that are completely unrealistic:

1. fresh flowers in my room all the time next year
2. _____________
3. a new car
4. a swimming pool filled with jello
5. a puppy
6. super mario brothers 3 (that's not that unrealistic)
7. someone to buy my groceries for me next year
8. to make a 7 figure salary by the time i'm 23. oops.

anyway, this is a pretty long post. i'm impressed. i'm stoked about oc night. i love oc and i love karly. ron white is hilarious, so is eddy izzard, we should watch them together...we'd laugh. you're welcome.

why am i still here.

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 01:15:56 GMT

seriously. i am pretty much done with highschool. it is SO boring. i think that's why i'm done with it. i literally do nothing...and the class i like (pottery) has become far too much of a hassle and ms. torrance is so gay for not letting me go to ms. smith's class to see nicole and daniella. ew. prom needs to happen so it will be over. i'm super excited for this weekend. i'm in a bad mood, and i'll be in a worse mood tommorrow because i have nhs. nhs is not worth 30 minutes of sleep no matter how you look at it. sorry. i don't like school. i like ice cream. i like green. i like you.

"whatever the opposite of pedophile is....that's what i am" ~me

^me in reference to my love of middle aged men...oops.

updates on the picture page will come soon...just kidding, i'm stopping my picture page because apparently my camera has too many pictures of me on it...which is weird because i always happen to be where my camera is...because it's my camera. weird how that works huh? :D

obscure movie references and cows

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 23:00:22 GMT

gainsville was CRAZYYYYYYYY fun!!!!!!! i love my sissy! we are so much alike yet so ridiculously different it's scary. me and whit learned a fun new game that i think everyone will enjoy and our friends will be little bitches and i love it! we'll teach you on prom night...get your minds out of the gutter. anyway...becca took us on a tour and i'm sooooooooo excited to go there. i think my major will be finance. way to go me for deciding my future in one day!!!! woo. then me whit and nicole hung out at traci's for like...almost two hours i think and we talked and saw "the box" <how i love crazy roommates... anyway so saturday day we go up to the boondocks of waldo county flea market in search of an old school nintendo...not only did we find one.......WE FOUND TWO. and we bought them both. i know, you are all so ridiculously jealous that it hurts to be alive right now.

well, more later, i'm eating now

SusieQ4UBaby: you can punch me...i'm a bitch

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 02:36:05 GMT

prom is gay, being sluttier would be more fun. ugh. i love my prom dress. that sucks. i feel sick. il primos is gross. adam smith is a big teddy bear. william faulkner is a fucktard who needs to learn the importance and relevance of a period. i should be sleeping. i've stopped caring about school. i want to be naomi in the play tommorrow. i want to stay in town this weekend and not go to gainsville because i'm lazy. i want to model for courtney ellington. i want new clothes. i want ______. ahhhhhhhhh. i want to graduate. i want to stay in highschool forever. this was pointless sorry. i expected better from ryan waller. i'm not in that many pictures.

goodnight

stick it to the man...photograph yourself

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 00:23:44 GMT

hello again. today i got a spoon. i didn't have work. i actually got to hang out with people after school. i'm really glad i dont have a job where people could come and visit me, it would make me nervous and uncomfortable. renata is syringing gravy into her mouth on her lj icon. i don't take that many pictures of myself, you all just overexaggerate. i don't like ham...shhh dont' tell daniella. i like boys who are out of my league. oh well. college is soon, i'm scared and excited and very scared. pray for dana's family. i'm watching law and order. it is my favorite show.

my favorites

law and order
vanilla fudge twirl
banana republic
business clothes
vaccuums
naps
waking up early on a weekend and having a lot of day left
not going to school
mr. demeyer

on the subject of mr. demeyer the ONE DAY I DON'T BRING MY CAMERA TO SCHOOL he writes ANAL. on the board. damn me. predmore was nice today, i still don't like her class. i hope she's happy when she looks at my report card and see that her class is the only one i'm doing bad in. argh. i'm going to paint my nails

i enjoy being a girl

i've got pride, i'm taking it for a ride

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:15:25 GMT

today is Easter.

spring break is going to be over in approx. 13 hours, which of those i will be sleeping for 8. sonofabitch. it didn't go by that quickly though. now that it's over i guess it seems like it did...but as it was happening it felt so long!

i dont' want to write anymore poetry essays which i know i'm walking into on monday or tuesday because mrs. predmore is a crazy crazy __________.

so i'm leaving my dad's house and i'm driving to rachels and i HIT A BARACADE ON GOODLETTE. I HIT A F^*(^)(&)(%^&%*&*_(_^&*%&^ING BARACADE!!!!!!! not only did it scrape my car IT TOOK MY SIDE MIRROR OFF. i'm such an idiot...who do i think i am?? andrew?!?!?!? andrew's list of things that he's hit

1.baracade
2.mailbox
3.cone
4.renata's house????

laptag is still amazing even if stupid underclassmen play and think they are good, when in actuality, if we played with them they would get their asses handed to them because they don't know the meaning of hardcore. except for erik, he apologizes too much. but he spells his name with a k so it's alright.

me "DANIELLA MOVE YOU BITCH WHAT ARE YOU....VANILLA!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
daniella "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

listen to the rainfall

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 17:02:36 GMT

ATTENTION EVERYONE. i have updated my photo page with TWO new albums. one is secret and one is not. if you still do not know the password ask me and i shall tell you. HERE IS MY PICTURE PAGE SO YOU CAN LOOK AT IT!!!!!!! YAYYYYY. but really...look at it or i won't be your friend anymore.....seriously....